Don’t You Jus’ Love The Colour Red?

every time I see RED I think of many things, like a red rose, red for blood, red for envy and red for cola. Coca lovely Cola, don’t you jus love em?! Or red alongside the yellow of McDonalds, or red for KFC…ooh our lovely friendly little companies do love the colour…red. they know that we love the colour red. makes us feel good about ourselves, they say. their friendly researchers did a little study on it,  jus for us! and Coca-life enhancing-Cola and their friends aim is always to make us FEEL GOOD ABOUT OURSELVES!! …nothing else

oh look over there, there’s our happy little friend Bono waving the feel-good-about- ourselves-flag, what’s that?! did you say “what flag?” don’t you know? didn’t you see the big blazin advert for RED on myspace the other week? didn’t you see it? didn’t you read it? it was blazin with the colour…

our corporate friends who have done so much good in the world have now created a charity to continue to make things that bit better. you’ve just gotta smile as you buy their products, and they’ll give, what…? 2p? may be 3p? to HIV and Aids relief.  i don’t want to brague, i don’t want to boast………but i’m gonna. next time i think of giving a whole chunk of money to a local Liverpool aids charity; where all the money goes straight to that charity, so straight to the people who need it. I won’t bother… Cos I’m gonna buy an IPod. Safe with the knowledge that IPod are a part of RED so will give 3/4/5p to Aids. stead of the 50 quid i could give straight to an aids charity. won’t it be great stopping people from thinking of buying a goat for a village that needs it (oxfam) and instead encourage them to buy a flashy watch? with a proud smile that they gave 3p to aids relief.

don’t you jus love the colour RED?!

i do.

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4 Responses to Don’t You Jus’ Love The Colour Red?

  1. lisaboyle4u says:

    Interesting post.

  2. Ohhhh! Now I understand why you called my blog entry “trash!” Perhaps you never learned to capitalize or use punctuation properly, so you get a little angry at the teachers of the world. Or perhaps you think you are above the conventions. Best of luck to you.

  3. Sandra says:

    Impressive post.

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